Most insane coworker is a title you don't win, it's a burden you inherit when the bar is porn at half volume.

Dark Horse Emerges In Competition For Most Insane Coworker

At Horizon Insurance Solutions in Marietta, GA, claims adjuster Erika Newton has unexpectedly joined the race for most insane coworker, challenging seasoned contenders like Dave Kraft, who eats his fingernails, and Paula Ramirez, who posts Bible cartoons. Colleagues say her meltdown at the weekly kickoff meeting signals a potential reshuffling, though the bar remains high after Ted Bergen's infamous drunk nap with a gun.

Source: Dark Horse Emerges In Competition For Most Insane Coworker — The Onion

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