Hollie Shearer went for a man who scores tries, not goals — a bold move in the Geordie household.
Alan Shearer's daughter Hollie weds England star Joe Marchant
Hollie Shearer, daughter of football legend Alan Shearer, has married England rugby star Joe Marchant in a ceremony blending two of England's biggest sports families.
Source: Alan Shearer's daughter Hollie weds England star Joe Marchant — Daily Mirror
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 25, 2026.
Topics: alanshearer · joemarchant · wedding · celebrity · sports
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