Only in Florida does 'I was just pooping' make it less weird than the alternative.
Florida Man Caught Naked in County Park Bushes — Claims He Was Just 'Pooping'
A man was discovered naked in a Florida county park, hiding in bushes. He told officers he was merely defecating. Police are investigating the incident, but no charges have been filed yet.
Source: Florida Man Caught Naked in County Park Bushes — Claims He Was Just 'Pooping' — r/FloridaMan
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 25, 2026.
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