Imagine being an economist watching a fruit glut crash the market while you're still paying fifty bucks for a single spiky disappointment.
China’s durian imports soar as market glut pressures growers
China's durian imports surged 47 percent in early 2026, driven by a massive supply glut from Southeast Asia that forced prices downward. Thailand dominated the market, accounting for 81 percent of the total volume as exporters rushed to clear stocks, leaving consumers with cheaper access to the famously pungent fruit.
Source: China’s durian imports soar as market glut pressures growers — South China Morning Post
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
Topics: durian · china · business · trade · agriculture
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