Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time

Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson warned voters that attaching a ballot to a stray cat’s tail is unlikely to deliver the vote before the deadline, advising against the practice nationwide. She noted that using a balloon instead succeeds about 98% of the time, emphasizing the need for reliable voting methods.

Source: Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time — The Onion

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