5'9" is the exact height of a man who still needs his dad's card at the pharmacy
5'2" Dad Who Felt 'Rejected' Over His Height Pays $150K To Make His Son 5'9"
A father who says he felt "rejected" and "dejected" over his own 5-foot-2 height spent $150,000 on medical treatment to make his son taller. The son now stands 5 foot 9. The story was posted to Reddit, where commenters questioned the price tag and whether the father was fixing his son or himself.
Source: 5'2" Dad Who Felt 'Rejected' Over His Height Pays $150K To Make His Son 5'9" — r/nottheonion
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