Probably Not a Good Sign: Cannibal Corpse Just Announced Their Next Album Will Need To Be Refrigerated
Death metal band Cannibal Corpse announced that their upcoming album will require refrigeration at 40°F or below. The five-member group made the statement in a recent press release, prompting concerns and prompting local law enforcement in Buffalo, New York to monitor the situation.
Source: Probably Not a Good Sign: Cannibal Corpse Just Announced Their Next Album Will Need To Be Refrigerated — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 7, 2026.
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