Burger King's Whopper Promise: because the only thing worse than a soggy burger is admitting you're out of ideas.
Burger King's 'Whopper Promise' tries to win back skeptics
Burger King debuts the 'Whopper Promise,' a marketing campaign vowing to improve burger quality. The chain hopes to lure back customers skeptical after years of inconsistent Whoppers, but the real challenge is whether the food can match the hype. Expect a lot of side-eye from diners who've heard this tune before.
Source: Burger King's 'Whopper Promise' tries to win back skeptics — The Takeout
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