0.005 seconds — the exact time it takes to start celebrating and immediately stop.
Aussie sprinter Lachie Kennedy misses medals by 0.005 seconds at $14m World Athletics Ultimate Championship
Lachie Kennedy, the Australian sprinter, finished fourth in the 100m final at the World Athletics Ultimate Championship in Budapest, missing a medal by five thousandths of a second. The $14 million prize-purse event saw the Commonwealth Games champion take the headline result while Kennedy was left outside the podium by the sport's narrowest recorded margin. The photo finish required frame-by-frame review before officials confirmed the order, and Kennedy leaves with no medal despite a season-best run.
Source: Aussie sprinter Lachie Kennedy misses medals by 0.005 seconds at $14m World Athletics Ultimate Championship — Fox Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 14, 2026.
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