It’s nice to know that in the age of super-intelligence, the only thing we've actually optimized is how fast we can burn a trillion dollars.
Tech Giants Send Stocks Tumbling as AI Spending Binge Worries Investors
Tesla and Alphabet stocks slid sharply after earnings reports revealed massive, ongoing capital expenditures specifically earmarked for artificial intelligence. Markets reacted poorly to the lack of clear timelines for profitability, spooked by the realization that these tech giants are currently treating AI infrastructure as a bottomless money pit.
Source: Tech Giants Send Stocks Tumbling as AI Spending Binge Worries Investors — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
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