Somewhere, a cop is reading her novels and thinking, 'So that's where they get it from.'
Lynda La Plante: Crime Author Banned From Driving After Speeding Spree
Best-selling crime author Lynda La Plante, 83, has been banned from driving for six months after multiple speeding offences. She fears the ban will end her writing career because she relies on driving for research. The ban comes after she tearfully admitted to the court that driving is essential to her work.
Source: Lynda La Plante: Crime Author Banned From Driving After Speeding Spree — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 4, 2026.
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