Finally, a DUP representative actually laying a hand on someone instead of just their own principles.
DUP MP Jim Shannon charged with common assault
Democratic Unionist Party MP Jim Shannon is facing criminal proceedings after being charged with common assault regarding an incident that occurred in 2023. The North Down MP, who has served in Westminster since 2010, is due to appear in court as the legal process moves forward following an investigation.
Source: DUP MP Jim Shannon charged with common assault — BBC
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