Netflix gives shows two seasons and a funeral, then acts surprised nobody got attached.
Ransom Canyon Canceled by Netflix After 2 Seasons
Netflix has canceled the drama series Ransom Canyon after two seasons. The show, part of the streamer's ongoing strategy of cutting underperforming titles, will not return for a third. Cast and crew were informed this week; the first two seasons remain available to stream while Netflix continues to churn through its originals at a pace that has become its own genre.
Source: Ransom Canyon Canceled by Netflix After 2 Seasons — The Hollywood Reporter
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