David Ellison really just treated the entire history of cinema like a casual weekend purchase with his father's spare change.
Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery Complete $110 Billion Mega-Merger
Paramount has officially completed a $110 billion merger with Warner Bros. Discovery to form a new media giant named Skydance. The consolidation brings together major assets including Paramount+, HBO Max, CBS, CNN, and franchises like Lord of the Rings and the DC Universe. David Ellison will lead the company, which begins trading on the NYSE today under the ticker SKYD.
Source: Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery Complete $110 Billion Mega-Merger — TechCrunch
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 7, 2026.
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