18 grams. my gut microbiome needs a better business model.
This Blog Could Help You Poop Better
In her weekly newsletter Optimizer for The Verge, senior reviewer Victoria Song describes a TikTok video in which a calm Gen Z voice promises to 'explode your butthole' with a 'poopmaxxer pesto' made from two cups of blanched peas. The recipe itself, she admits, is a fairly standard pesto yielding about 18 grams of pea-based paste per batch.
Source: This Blog Could Help You Poop Better — The Verge
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 30, 2026.
Topics: fibermaxxing · guthealth · wellness · poopmaxxer · genz · healthtrends
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