the system is 'manipulate the timeline until the vibes align'
Maryland in-laws win $50,000 lottery for the second time in a year
A woman in Silver Spring, Maryland and her daughter-in-law matched four of five Mega Millions numbers plus the Mega Ball in the Sept. 18 drawing, claiming their second $50,000 prize after a Powerball win in December 2024. They bought the ticket at an Exxon on Colesville Road and confirmed it there. Both prizes went toward paying off family members' debts, and the daughter-in-law credits their repeat luck to always playing the same numbers.
Source: Maryland in-laws win $50,000 lottery for the second time in a year — UPI Odd News
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