The only thing more delusional than thinking 3% inflation makes up for three years of insanity is believing a press release counts as a paycheck.
UK inflation hits 15-month low as government touts progress
UK inflation has dipped to its lowest point in over a year, hitting the central bank's target rate. Chancellor John Healey welcomed the data as positive news for households, though the broader cost-of-living squeeze remains a persistent reality for most consumers.
Source: UK inflation hits 15-month low as government touts progress — The Independent
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: inflation · uk · economy · money · finance
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