tom ran from the ice crack. the methane is the only one that held its ground.
'Digger' Review: Tom Cruise's Laugh-Free Turd Will Have Audiences Stampeding Out
Tom Cruise's new satirical drama Digger, directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu, opened to scathing reviews after its October 2 release. Cruise plays Digger Rockwell, a Texas oil tycoon drilling in Greenland despite warnings of a methane-leaking ice crack; Sandra Hüller, Jesse Plemons and Michael Stuhlbarg appear in supporting roles that critics say go to waste. Reviewers called the film's mix of prosthetics, Southern accents and environmental satire laugh-free, marking Cruise's first major flop in roughly a decade.
Source: 'Digger' Review: Tom Cruise's Laugh-Free Turd Will Have Audiences Stampeding Out — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 30, 2026.
Topics: tomcruise · digger · moviereview · boxofficeflop · filmcritic
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