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Jordan Jones signs for South Shields
Jordan Jones, former Rangers and Wigan winger, has signed for National League North side South Shields. The 29-year-old moves after a spell in Northern Ireland with Glentoran, marking another step down a career that once promised top-flight football.
Source: Jordan Jones signs for South Shields — South Shields Football Club
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