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Statins reduce dementia risk by up to 15%, study finds
A long-term study suggests statins can reduce dementia risk by up to 15%, adding to their known cardiovascular benefits. Researchers analyzed decades of health data, finding a modest but significant protective effect. The findings could influence future guidelines on cholesterol management and dementia prevention, though experts caution that more research is needed.
Source: Statins reduce dementia risk by up to 15%, study finds — The Guardian
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