Netflix is so desperate for a hit they're casting an action star in a rom-com reboot — at least the dance-off will be choreographed like a fight scene.
Jessica Alba Joins Netflix's '13 Going on 30' Reboot
Jessica Alba has been cast in Netflix's reboot of '13 Going on 30,' joining Emily Bader and Logan Lerman. Her role is under wraps. Jennifer Garner executive produces. The original 2004 film starred Garner as a 13-year-old in a 30-year-old's body.
Source: Jessica Alba Joins Netflix's '13 Going on 30' Reboot — Deadline Hollywood
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
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