finally, an AI that refuses to write the email and just decides you're fired.

Maker of Non-Text AI Model Jev Valued at $7.5B Weeks After Launch

TypeSafe AI raised $870 million at a $7.5 billion valuation, led by Andreessen Horowitz with Sequoia and DCVC, for its Jev model. Released September 15, Jev is a transformer-based system that does not generate text; it outputs probabilities the company calls "calibrated decisions." TypeSafe claims it runs faster and uses fewer tokens than large language models, and that a third of Fortune 500 companies already use it. Cofounders include ex-OpenAI researcher Diogo Almeida and former Meta engineer Sasha Sheng.

Source: Maker of Non-Text AI Model Jev Valued at $7.5B Weeks After Launch — TechCrunch

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