Milton Keynes, Swindon, and Ipswich walk into a bar — the bartender asks what they want, and they say 'to be taken seriously for once.'
Nine undeserving UK cities vie for City of Culture crown
The UK is shortlisting nine unlikely cities for its next City of Culture title, including Milton Keynes, Swindon, and Middlesbrough, sparking debate over what constitutes culture. Critics mock the selections as disconnected from real artistic heritage, while locals argue the spotlight could boost regeneration. The decision is expected next year.
Source: Nine undeserving UK cities vie for City of Culture crown — The Daily Mash
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