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Apple's smart home hub arrives Oct 13, and it wants your house now
Apple will launch a smart home hub on October 13, a squircle display on a speaker base nodding to the iMac G4, per Bloomberg. It anchors a push that also includes a new HomePod and a rebuilt Siri, as Apple finally makes its play for the smart home market it has watched Google and Amazon own for a decade.
Source: Apple's smart home hub arrives Oct 13, and it wants your house now — Yahoo Finance
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