The band is basically DMing him 'bro, it's just one arm, I did it for the art' while he's out here Googling 'how to fake a car accident.'
Two-Armed Drummer in Def Leppard Tribute Band Clearly Hasn’t Committed to the Bit
Craig Towney, drummer for Def Leppard tribute band Sugarpourers, has refused to amputate his left arm to match Rick Allen's one-armed style. Allen has threatened legal action, while music experts suggest Towney is a half-hearted poser. Fans are split on whether commitment to the bit requires actual dismemberment.
Source: Two-Armed Drummer in Def Leppard Tribute Band Clearly Hasn’t Committed to the Bit — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
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