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Florida Man Leaves $110,000 in Gold Chains on Bathroom Counter; Fingerprints Lead Miami Police to a Familiar Suspect
A man left two gold chains worth $110,000 on a bathroom counter in Miami, then walked off without them. Miami police lifted fingerprints from the abandoned jewelry and matched them to a suspect they already knew — a Florida Woman with a prior record. She now faces grand theft charges over the chains, and the man has reportedly learned exactly nothing about leaving six figures in a public restroom.
Source: Florida Man Leaves $110,000 in Gold Chains on Bathroom Counter; Fingerprints Lead Miami Police to a Familiar Suspect — r/FloridaMan
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 11, 2026.
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