Somewhere a bureaucrat is very proud of a fire drill while the ocean has already left a voicemail.
Australia Tests Tsunami Warning System to Sharpen Coastal Response
Australia's Bureau of Meteorology is running exercises to sharpen how quickly and accurately tsunami warnings reach the public. The tests probe alert timing, message clarity and coordination with emergency services across coastal communities. Results will feed into upgraded procedures for the next real undersea event. No actual tsunami is involved — this time.
Source: Australia Tests Tsunami Warning System to Sharpen Coastal Response — The Bureau of Meteorology
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