Nothing says 'summer's here' like the government confiscating your sausages because the country's one dry fart away from Armageddon.
Burnham bans disposable BBQs as UK turns into a tinderbox
Mayor Andy Burnham has temporarily banned sales of disposable barbecues in Greater Manchester as the UK braces for a heatwave, with much of England officially in drought. The move aims to prevent wildfires on dry grass. Critics call it a drop in the bucket; the grass calls it a stay of execution.
Source: Burnham bans disposable BBQs as UK turns into a tinderbox — The Guardian
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