The man has lied about his entire existence so effectively that he is the only person who could accidentally end up with a Purple Heart while sitting in the craft services tent.
George Santos to appear on military themed reality TV show
Serial fabricator and former Congressman George Santos is set to join a military-themed reality competition show. Known for a career defined by an infinite series of imaginative personal mythologies, Santos will now attempt to navigate high-stakes drills, presumably with the same commitment to reality that characterized his time on Capitol Hill.
Source: George Santos to appear on military themed reality TV show — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
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