Shearer's predictions are so bad, even the coin he flips apologizes to the other coin.
Shearer's Crystal Ball Needs New Batteries: Predicts Man Utd Star Shines, Arsenal Beat Chelsea
Alan Shearer has heaped praise on a Manchester United star ahead of their Everton clash, calling his recent form 'unbelievable.' He also weighed in on the Arsenal vs Chelsea showdown, though his track record suggests fans should probably bet the opposite of whatever he says.
Source: Shearer's Crystal Ball Needs New Batteries: Predicts Man Utd Star Shines, Arsenal Beat Chelsea — Football365
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 5, 2026.
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