the SEC's new filing system runs on vibes and crayons.

LSU blasts SEC legal filing as 'hallucinated' as RJ Luis eligibility fight escalates

LSU accused the SEC of filing a legal brief filled with hallucinations in the escalating dispute over RJ Luis's eligibility. The conference's argument, which LSU described as fabricated, was submitted in the fight over whether the basketball player can compete. The case continues as both sides trade increasingly bizarre accusations.

Source: LSU blasts SEC legal filing as 'hallucinated' as RJ Luis eligibility fight escalates — Gator Sports

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