4 billion cosmic objects mapped and my ex still hasn't texted me back.
Scientists create largest 2D map of the universe with 5.6 trillion pixels
Scientists released the largest 2D map of the universe, featuring 5.6 trillion pixels and nearly 4 billion cosmic objects. The map, created using data from the Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument (DESI), offers an unprecedented view of the cosmos and will aid in studying dark energy and the universe's expansion.
Source: Scientists create largest 2D map of the universe with 5.6 trillion pixels — Space
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 12, 2026.
Topics: spaceexploration · universemapping · cosmology · astronomy · spacetechnology · sciencebreakthroughs
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