Imagine being the Oracle sales guy who gets to tell the Defense Department that their 7 billion dollar subscription comes with a mandatory update that will brick the entire fleet on a Tuesday.
Oracle lands $7 billion Pentagon software contract
Oracle has secured a 10-year contract with the U.S. Department of Defense to provide on-premises software solutions, a deal valued at up to $7 billion. The agreement marks a significant shift in how the Pentagon manages its data infrastructure, relying on a private sector titan to modernize critical internal systems.
Source: Oracle lands $7 billion Pentagon software contract — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
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