The 95-year-old frontman of The *uckers has more energy than most 25-year-olds — and twice the hip replacements.
This September's Riot Fest includes Tool, Pixies, and a newly formed band called 'The *uckers' with a 95-year-old frontman we've all heard o
Riot Fest's September lineup includes Tool, Pixies, and a new band called The *uckers, fronted by a 95-year-old legend. The internet is losing it over the combo of geriatric punk and a name that can't be printed in full.
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