Kurzweil's been trying to upload his brain for decades, but he finally found a way to do it that also impresses a frat house.
AI visionary Ray Kurzweil joins startup that snorts you to brain-computer link
AI guru Ray Kurzweil joins a Silicon Valley startup that wants users to snort nanoparticles to link their brains to computers. The venture, backed by tech royalty, promises a non-invasive neural interface—if inhaling your tech doesn't put you off. Critics question safety; Kurzweil sees the singularity on a mirror.
Source: AI visionary Ray Kurzweil joins startup that snorts you to brain-computer link — r/nottheonion
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