Archaeology confirms the ancient world's first documented 'I told you I'm keeping it' moment.
2,800-year-old burial of person clutching sea turtle vessel found in El Salvador
A 2,800-year-old Mesoamerican burial in El Salvador features a skeleton buried face-down, clutching a sea turtle vessel. The unusual position suggests a deliberate ritual or a stubborn individual, offering a glimpse into ancient customs.
Source: 2,800-year-old burial of person clutching sea turtle vessel found in El Salvador — Live Science
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