The NHS strategy: if we can't find a doctor, maybe the dopamine will just manifest itself through sheer British willpower.
NHS planning to limit ADHD diagnoses sparks 'healthcare rationing' outrage
The National Health Service (NHS) in England is considering new guidance to restrict ADHD diagnostic services for adults, citing overwhelming demand and long waiting lists. Critics describe the move as 'rationing' healthcare, warning that excluding people from formal assessments will deny them access to life-altering medication and support, forcing patients into private healthcare or leaving them without treatment altogether.
Source: NHS planning to limit ADHD diagnoses sparks 'healthcare rationing' outrage — The Guardian
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