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Raccoon attends candlelight mass at New York City Catholic church
A raccoon climbed the front steps of St. Joseph's Church in Greenwich Village and walked through the front door during a Sept. 25 Nightfire candlelight prayer service, one of four held each year. Father Jonah Teller spotted it in the foyer and shooed it back outside; footage shows it trotting down the stairs and along 6th Avenue, where a passerby yelled that they'd never seen one in the city. The visit came a week before the Feast of St. Francis of Assisi, when the church blesses animals.
Source: Raccoon attends candlelight mass at New York City Catholic church — UPI Odd News
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