Imagine being so rich that burning billions on AI that makes middle-schooler level mistakes just feels like a standard Tuesday morning.
Tesla and Alphabet shares drop as AI spending spree spooks Wall Street
Tesla and Alphabet stocks dipped in premarket trading as investors reacted to both companies reporting massive surges in capital expenditure driven by artificial intelligence initiatives. The market remains skeptical about the long-term ROI of expensive AI infrastructure, preferring companies to show profit margins rather than just massive server bills.
Source: Tesla and Alphabet shares drop as AI spending spree spooks Wall Street — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
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