The real flex is spending $200 to look like you don't care about sneakers while still buying sneakers.
Bradley Cooper's 'anti-hype' Jordans are the most expensive way to pretend you're above it all
Bradley Cooper told British GQ he only works out in 'anti-hype' Jordans—sneakers deliberately chosen for being unpopular. The quote, intended as humblebrag, exposes the paradox of trying to opt out of sneaker culture while still participating in its economy.
Source: Bradley Cooper's 'anti-hype' Jordans are the most expensive way to pretend you're above it all — British GQ
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