Laneway's announcing dates so far ahead that the lineup's now legally required to include a hologram and a séance for the headliner.
Laneway Festival Announces 2027 Dates in an Extremely Forward-Looking Move
Laneway Festival has announced dates for its 2027 edition, nearly two years in advance. The early reveal fuels speculation about lineups and logistics, as fans and industry insiders question the strategy behind booking venues and artists so far ahead.
Source: Laneway Festival Announces 2027 Dates in an Extremely Forward-Looking Move — Rolling Stone Australia
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