It’s nice to know that when geopolitics ruins everyone else’s cost of living, TotalEnergies just treats it like a quarterly bonus multiplier.
TotalEnergies Profits Double, Reigniting Windfall Tax Debate
TotalEnergies reported a net profit of $5.4 billion for the second quarter, doubling the previous year's figures. The surge is primarily attributed to high hydrocarbon prices driven by regional instability. The windfall has predictably reignited French political discourse regarding a special tax on energy giants to address public cost-of-living concerns.
Source: TotalEnergies Profits Double, Reigniting Windfall Tax Debate — RFI France
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
Topics: totalenergies · france · energy · business · tax
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