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Celtic's £9m signing Haissem Hassan out for 'intensive treatment'
Celtic winger Haissem Hassan, signed in the summer for £9m, has been ruled out for 'intensive treatment' after a fresh injury setback. The news was confirmed by Egypt's national team boss, who revealed the winger requires the intensive care, and Celtic have now been left short on the wing. The club has not set a return date and the 22-year-old will miss upcoming fixtures while he undergoes the programme.
Source: Celtic's £9m signing Haissem Hassan out for 'intensive treatment' — Glasgow Times
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