The name's so strong in that family that the baby's first word will be 'Taylor' and so will the divorce lawyer's.
Twilight Taylor Lautner's Wife, Taylor, Reveals They Might Call Their Baby 'Taylor' as She Admits Name Pressure
Taylor Lautner's wife, Taylor, revealed the couple might name their future child Taylor, citing the pressure of carrying on the name tradition. The internet, predictably, lost its collective mind over the possibility of yet another Taylor in the world.
Source: Twilight Taylor Lautner's Wife, Taylor, Reveals They Might Call Their Baby 'Taylor' as She Admits Name Pressure — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 28, 2026.
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