Sam Neill's toughest role wasn't dinosaurs — it was surviving Mom's thirst tribute.
Mom's Sam Neill Remembrance Gets Steamy
A Florida mom's fond memory of actor Sam Neill veered into thirsty territory during a living room discussion, leaving her family startled. The 62-year-old's tribute to the Jurassic Park star quickly devolved from admiration of his acting to an unabashed appraisal of his physique.
Source: Mom's Sam Neill Remembrance Gets Steamy — The Onion
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