At 77, she finally has a house full of gadgets that will outsmart her — the WiFi password is probably on a sticky note somewhere.
Retired substitute teacher, 77, announced as this year’s winner of HGTV’s Smart Home
A 77-year-old retired substitute teacher has been announced as the winner of HGTV's Smart Home giveaway. The grand prize includes a fully furnished, technologically advanced home valued at over $1 million. She expressed surprise and excitement, stating she never expected to win. The home is located in a scenic area, and she plans to move in soon.
Source: Retired substitute teacher, 77, announced as this year’s winner of HGTV’s Smart Home — r/UpliftingNews
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 14, 2026.
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