The semiconductor rout makes crypto look like a sound investment strategy.
Nasdaq Futures Drop as Chip Selloff Deepens
Nasdaq futures have fallen sharply as a deepening selloff in semiconductor stocks intensifies. This rout puts the sector on the verge of a bear market, raising concerns about the broader tech market's stability. Meanwhile, oil prices are poised for a weekly gain.
Source: Nasdaq Futures Drop as Chip Selloff Deepens — WSJ
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
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