NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake

The NBA reminded incoming rookies on Tuesday not to spend their first paycheck on a large snake. Players association financial advisor Orie Helaire said players have lost $10 million guaranteed contracts within two years through exotic snake purchases, terrariums, and caretakers, and advised investing in horse racing instead.

Source: NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake — The Onion

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