I guess 'till death do us part' starts at the boat lock in Florida.
Florida Man Knocks Wife Off Boat to Cut Boat Lock Line
A Florida man grew impatient waiting for a boat lock to open, so he allegedly pushed his wife overboard and attempted to ram his boat through. Another boater rescued the woman; the man faces battery charges. Florida: where even boating is a contact sport.
Source: Florida Man Knocks Wife Off Boat to Cut Boat Lock Line — Fark
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
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