Congrats, ladies — your fertility is now a fixed-rate mortgage with a 40-year term and no early redemption.
Historic deal lets Spanish women freeze eggs until they can afford a home
Spain's housing ministry is reportedly drafting a deal to let women freeze their eggs until they can afford a home, implicitly acknowledging that wages and property prices make parenthood and housing mutually exclusive before middle age. Critics call it a band-aid over a broken housing market; supporters call it a pragmatic stopgap. Either way, the state's new fertility plan effectively outsources family planning to the real estate cycle.
Source: Historic deal lets Spanish women freeze eggs until they can afford a home — El Mundo Today
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